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Jimmy Gardener

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  1. Why's everyone saying E and what? That's what's on my mind

    White

    black

    white

    black, over and over

    and then gray. Puzzling isn't it?

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      Jimmy Gardener

      Moment when no one understands what you're talking about :
       

      I guess no one understands anomalies capable of physically creating, reshaping, destroying timelines, and causing sever damage to reality 😞

  2. Status : Stating the wrong status

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    Wow!

    lick the floor?

     

    * blinks *

    * neck snap*

    * scream of terror*

    * more neck snaps*

     

    oh wow, he breached

    Let's take a picture!

     

    * camera snaps *

    * 173 poses for picture, snaps necks *

    * gunfire *

     

    random CM : smash rock

     

    * rock flies from the heavens and smashes Dr. Bright and the cafeteria *

     

    Oh yeah!

    Jump out the window?

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Yo look at that cool statues, oh hey, is that a car?

    sure is!

    It's coming straight for us, oh it has a plow!

    Like, gonna hit us

    that's nice

     

    * Car plows through Ikea, staff farts on exchange, DUNDUNDUN*

    Oh yeah, nice story mate

     

    * blinks *

     

    AHHHHHH

     

    * gunfire *

     

    Donkey Kong, is HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

    aw fuck yeah, Donkey Kong!

     

    * gets crushed by Donkey Kong *

     

    But I, wha, hu- how...

    MUAHAHAHHAHAHHA, WHERES MY LAMB SAUCE??? ( Henderson's Donkey Kong )

     

    * lambs fall from the sky, pouring endless streams of lamb sauce, drowning humanity as we know it *

     

    DUNDUNDUN

     

     

     

    ENDING

  3. Do you like moshpits? I like moshpits.

  4. What's on your mind? Well, I like steak and bacon. I'm listening to RATM and Creedence Clearwater Revival. And, I hate salad.

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