Jimmy Gardener

Why's everyone saying E and what? That's what's on my mind

White

black

white

black, over and over

and then gray. Puzzling isn't it?

Whats on your mind?

Status : Stating the wrong status

[REDACTED]

Wow!

lick the floor?

* blinks *

* neck snap*

* scream of terror*

* more neck snaps*

oh wow, he breached

Let's take a picture!

* camera snaps *

* 173 poses for picture, snaps necks *

* gunfire *

random CM : smash rock

* rock flies from the heavens and smashes Dr. Bright and the cafeteria *

Oh yeah!

Jump out the window?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yo look at that cool statues, oh hey, is that a car?

sure is!

It's coming straight for us, oh it has a plow!

Like, gonna hit us

that's nice

* Car plows through Ikea, staff farts on exchange, DUNDUNDUN*

Oh yeah, nice story mate

* blinks *

AHHHHHH

* gunfire *

Donkey Kong, is HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

aw fuck yeah, Donkey Kong!

* gets crushed by Donkey Kong *

But I, wha, hu- how...

MUAHAHAHHAHAHHA, WHERES MY LAMB SAUCE??? ( Henderson's Donkey Kong )

* lambs fall from the sky, pouring endless streams of lamb sauce, drowning humanity as we know it *

DUNDUNDUN

ENDING

Man 1

Man 2

Do you like moshpits? I like moshpits.

What's on your mind? Well, I like steak and bacon. I'm listening to RATM and Creedence Clearwater Revival. And, I hate salad.